Shatona means pure unconditional love. Her personality can light up a room. She can be the sweetest person you have ever met, but the worst person to ever deal with after you have wronged her. She has a tremendous heart and isn't afraid to give her last to anyone. Sexually she is a predator. Her sex game is so explosive it is literally addicting. She has the ability to blow your mind mentally physically and emotionally.
shabongi is an art from. a beacon of light and solitude to us all. a role model and something we should all strive to become. it has become apparent that shabongi has taken over the world and that is a good thing. shabongi can take many forms. aunty, uncle, son, father, daughter, and most importantly, shabongi. some people say he’s a 45 year old man trapped in an 11 year olds body other people speculate he is a long distance relative of Prince George and is often reffered to as georgezeb If one tries to take the mighty switch it unleashes the wrath of switchbongi bong bing.
You have Shatonmedeek when you take your penis out someone's ass
can also be referred to getting nastyshmagma on your big D from boning a dirty suck fucking rat dick
Did you hear about when Jordan, that bohana, half breed niglet monkey invaded Rachel's shit hole with his rumpled fore skin? he totally got shatonmedeek when he pulled his monster gorilla dick out of her pooper.
You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it. You find the best contentment in life when you own your own home and provide well for your family and loved ones. You have a great sense of responsibility and duty. You are comforting, appreciative and affectionate. Your obligation in life is to hold justice and truth, and if you follow the Law, you can find the great happiness and satisfaction.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.