shmagma 

1.The filth that gathers in the foreskin of filthy uncircumsized people.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.

Tyler had been visited by the shmagma fairy in the middle of the night and he had shmagma all over his face. ( The shmagma fairy being a filthy uncircumsized 300 pound man named bubba).

shmagma by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

Shmagma 

the normal excess that sometimes collects under the foreskin of a male's intact penis

"A little shmagma is no big deal- just wash it away in the shower, like anything else."

Shmagma by hyperjes January 18, 2007

shmagma 

Large chunk of ice, consisting of dirt, road grime and magchloride that forms in the wheel well of a car or truck.

I just spent 1/2 hour cleaning up melted shmagmas in my garage.

shmagma by firemom January 10, 2010

shmagma 

goo caused by excess skin of an uncircumsized penis.

sam got his shmagma all over ahsley's face when she went down on him

shmagma by Leor May 10, 2003

shmagma 

a cottage cheese like substance found on horse cock.

All my life i thought my grandma was feeding me cottage cheese but it turned out to be shmagma

shmagma by SAP April 8, 2004

Shagmas 

Shagmas is the UK term used for Christmas, eg. Merry Shagmas; Happy Shagmas Eve!

I had such a good Shagmas!
Bro, did you hear what they call Christmas in the uk? Shagmas!

Shagmas by Beaugirl322 December 24, 2021

Shagmas 

A term for Christmas that is used in some parts of the UK. Comes from the word "shag", which means "present".

- How was your Shagmas?
- Shitty, didn't get many shags.

Shagmas by nikola151 December 26, 2021