shalong 

a fucking massive donkey dick

john ur fukin shalong is poking outa ur pants

shalong by bob September 4, 2004

Shalong 

A BIG FAT COCK OWO!!

Boy: I’m gonna destroy you with my massive shalong tonight
Girl:yes daddy

Shalong by YAYUH!! May 19, 2018

Shalong 

A long dick not to be confused with shlong, which is slightly smaller

My boyfriend has a king Kong shalong and gives the best dick

Shalong by AdriBubbles April 28, 2017

shalong 

A Jewish slong. Also a greating meaning 'Fuck you'.

He longed to have his shalong inside her muffel tov

shalong by Tom ....../.. May 15, 2007

Shalong 

A Gigantic Long Thick Skyscraper Sweet And Salty Yummy Tasty Donkey Kong Cock

How Good Is Your Cock? It’s Called A Shalong: Its The Greatest Thing Ever It’s More Rare Then A Real Human. It’s So Big Your Eyes Will Go White Like Broly, And It Will Enter Your Stomach When It Goes Down Your Throat. It’s Sweeter Then Any Type Of Candy It Overflows Your Body More Than A Ocean Dose. It’s So Salty And Sweet Greatest Tasty Cum To Ever Exist💦

Shalong by Donkey Kong Flawless November 5, 2022

Shalong 

A big fucking dick

I have a big ass shalong!

Shalong by The big guy 1 February 27, 2019

shalong board 

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.

say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.

shalong board by katshyt January 30, 2014