How Good Is Your Cock? It’s Called A Shalong: Its The Greatest Thing Ever It’s More Rare Then A Real Human. It’s So Big Your Eyes Will Go White Like Broly, And It Will Enter Your Stomach When It Goes Down Your Throat. It’s Sweeter Then Any Type Of Candy It Overflows Your Body More Than A Ocean Dose. It’s So Salty And Sweet Greatest Tasty Cum To Ever Exist💦

Shalong by Donkey Kong Flawless November 5, 2022

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Shalong

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I have a big ass shalong!

Shalong by The big guy 1 February 27, 2019

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shalong board

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.

say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.

shalong board by katshyt January 30, 2014

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