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john ur fukin shalong is poking outa ur pants
shalong by bob September 4, 2004
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A BIG FAT COCK OWO!!
Boy: I’m gonna destroy you with my massive shalong tonight
Girl:yes daddy
Shalong by YAYUH!! May 19, 2018
A long dick not to be confused with shlong, which is slightly smaller
My boyfriend has a king Kong shalong and gives the best dick
Shalong by AdriBubbles April 28, 2017
A Jewish slong. Also a greating meaning 'Fuck you'.
He longed to have his shalong inside her muffel tov
shalong by Tom ....../.. May 15, 2007
A Gigantic Long Thick Skyscraper Sweet And Salty Yummy Tasty Donkey Kong Cock
How Good Is Your Cock? It’s Called A Shalong: Its The Greatest Thing Ever It’s More Rare Then A Real Human. It’s So Big Your Eyes Will Go White Like Broly, And It Will Enter Your Stomach When It Goes Down Your Throat. It’s Sweeter Then Any Type Of Candy It Overflows Your Body More Than A Ocean Dose. It’s So Salty And Sweet Greatest Tasty Cum To Ever Exist💦
Shalong by Donkey Kong Flawless November 5, 2022
A big fucking dick
I have a big ass shalong!
Shalong by The big guy 1 February 27, 2019

shalong board 

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.
say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.
shalong board by katshyt January 30, 2014
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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