Shartneeze

When you shart and sneeze at the same time.

Dude 1: achoo fert

Dude 2: Did you just Shartneeze you dirty bastard WTF is wring with you

by ReallyLongFart February 22, 2026

shartsneez

The act of sharting yourself unexpectly while sneezing can frequently occur when really sick.

I thought I was going to sneeze when I actually shartsneezed to my surprise.

by Big Ragu January 14, 2014

sharteeze

The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.

Alicia's sharteeze sprayed people in front of her AND behind her.

by E-cubed December 25, 2008

Sharteeze

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.

Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.

by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012

sharneesexual

having sexual intercourse with a person named sharnee :3

a man and a girl name sharnee having sex this is called sharneesexual

by santaisntrealimsorryheaps October 22, 2013

Shaneeze

Shaneeze is a lit friend! She is amazing and super sweet. She is smart and Beautiful and totally unique.

Me: Hi girl, you are such a Shaneeze.
Girl:Awww thanks sweety

by Awesome person 1006 May 7, 2018

Sharneeze

This is when you fart, shit (poop) and sneeze

“Omg wtf just happened”, I said to Erica. She said, “Omg you Sharneezed that’s nasty. You nasty ass like what’s wrong with you”.

by Maymay macaroni October 25, 2019