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sharteeze 

The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.
Alicia's sharteeze sprayed people in front of her AND behind her.
sharteeze by E-cubed December 25, 2008
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Sharteeze 

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.
Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.
Sharteeze by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012
Related Words
Being cold, freezing, the act of shivering
I am shreeze
Shreeze by Deanna12345 December 27, 2014
les go skateeze tonight.
skateeze by flint mcinnis September 22, 2007

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

shareeza 

A wonderful kind girl. She is usually shy and doesn't really like to talk much around other people but when she is around you, she could get wild.

#Shareeza #Shy #Smart #Caring
I'm going to call Shareeza and ask her if she would like to hang out tomorrow
shareeza by Stephanie <3<3<3 February 1, 2017

Shareece 

A unique and rare name for a girl. As Sha means darling, dear, cute, sweet, beautiful, amazing, etc. this name is a special combination as Reece is a famous but rarely used name for girls. She is smart when she wants to be and has a huge sense of humour. All her close friends call her Sha and others call her Reecy. She dislikes the name Reecy but will accept any nickname as she likes attention. Her mind is always racing and she cannot stop thinking. She likes making new friends but totally cannot stand the ones she dislikes. She will do anything to fit in.
"WOW that girl must be a Shareece, she's so unique!"
"That's just so Shareece"
Shareece by #<3Sha September 18, 2013
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