sharteeze

The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.

Alicia's sharteeze sprayed people in front of her AND behind her.

by E-cubed December 25, 2008

Sharteeze

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.

Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.

by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012

Shreeze

Being cold, freezing, the act of shivering

I am shreeze

by Deanna12345 December 27, 2014

skateeze

to go skateboarding, the act of skateboarding

les go skateeze tonight.

by flint mcinnis September 22, 2007

Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

shareeza

A wonderful kind girl. She is usually shy and doesn't really like to talk much around other people but when she is around you, she could get wild.

#Shareeza #Shy #Smart #Caring

I'm going to call Shareeza and ask her if she would like to hang out tomorrow

by Stephanie <3<3<3 February 1, 2017

Shareece

A unique and rare name for a girl. As Sha means darling, dear, cute, sweet, beautiful, amazing, etc. this name is a special combination as Reece is a famous but rarely used name for girls. She is smart when she wants to be and has a huge sense of humour. All her close friends call her Sha and others call her Reecy. She dislikes the name Reecy but will accept any nickname as she likes attention. Her mind is always racing and she cannot stop thinking. She likes making new friends but totally cannot stand the ones she dislikes. She will do anything to fit in.

"WOW that girl must be a Shareece, she's so unique!"
"That's just so Shareece"

by #<3Sha September 18, 2013