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sharteeze 

The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.
Alicia's sharteeze sprayed people in front of her AND behind her.
sharteeze by E-cubed December 25, 2008
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Sharteeze 

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.
Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.
Sharteeze by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012

Shartneeze

When you shart and sneeze at the same time.
Dude 1: achoo fert

Dude 2: Did you just Shartneeze you dirty bastard WTF is wring with you
Shartneeze by ReallyLongFart February 22, 2026
This is when you fart, shit (poop) and sneeze
“Omg wtf just happened”, I said to Erica. She said, “Omg you Sharneezed that’s nasty. You nasty ass like what’s wrong with you”.
Sharneeze by Maymay macaroni October 25, 2019