2 definitions by E-cubed

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The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.
Alicia's sharteeze sprayed people in front of her AND behind her.
by E-cubed April 24, 2007
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A big crap or load of diarrhea. Mainly occurs soon after eating a big meal and may contain strange combinations of identifiable chunks of food as is with a casserole. Props to Lumpy.
Man, after eating that #1 from Burrito King, I gotta go make an asserole.
by E-cubed April 24, 2007
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