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Shartneeze
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When you
shart
and
sneeze
at
the same
time.
Dude 1:
achoo
fert
Dude 2: Did you just Shartneeze you dirty
bastard
WTF is wring with you
Shartneeze
by
ReallyLongFart
February 22, 2026
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Shartneeze
mug.
