fert

The actual name of the creature commonly referred to as "ferret." "Ferret" is in fact the wrong word and "fert" is the correct word. Actual ferrets prefer the word "fert" and consider the word "ferret" VERY politically incorrect.

Person: look at the ferret it's SO CUTE
Fert correcting them: Uhm excuse me I think you mean fert not ferret. Ferret is incorrect.
Person: wtf a talking ferret

by Cybersyn November 11, 2020

fert

When someone does something frard you say "Fert"

Frard

"Oh man i shit myself"
"FERT! You're frard Michael Mcevoy."

by Zakson 3 November 03, 2004

fert

Used as a replacement for any word.
It is for the person that says it to decide its meaning.

Check out my fert! (CHeck out my ass, boobs, shirt, pants etc etc etc)
Dont fert! (Dont sweat it)
Look at your fert (look at ur face etc etc)

FERT (any thing that exclaims a surprise like cool wow awesome etc etc

by Guinness Fert December 27, 2007

Fert

Fert is used throughout the Eccles borough of Salford in Greater Manchester, England to express a state of bemusement. Often said when the recipient expresses dialogue of an intellectual or undistinguishable nature or the user is confused about a situation, word/phrase or action presented by any form of media. Fert is said in a high-pitched voice with a definite purpose to ridicule its recipient/s. It is most commonly used by youths between the ages of 8 and 16 towards figureheads or those in authority.

Recipient: When you multiply a decimalised irrational number whose sequence is of three digits, by 1000 and then subtract the original irrationality from this number you are left with the irrationality in a fractional form of n/999 (n=new number)

User: Fert!

by Jamie O'Reilly June 29, 2006

Fert

describes every awkward situation, awkward hookup, weird sounding fart.

1.Her- He asked if I wanted to "see his little friend"
Me- FERT!

2. Step onto elevator with friend. Everyone crowded around silently. Look over to friend and whisper FERT!

by Trixie Mcgee Jones January 02, 2012

Fert

noun - when a small fart escapes, but its not loud enough or big enough to be concidered a fart.

"Dude, that was a fert, fart like a real man"

by chuck July 29, 2003

FERT

Female Exclusionary Radical Trans,

compare to TERF, a radical transperson who is also a misogynist, eg Rachel McKinnon

that McKinnon, she's an awful FERT

by T fert oo March 07, 2019