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shitweazel
1)A shady or duplicitous person. A confidence trickster or scammer. A member of a group liable to defraud others - for instance, solicitor, estate agent, bank manager etc.
2)Someone who seems to thrive in an unpleasant environment and always seems to be at the heart of any problems being created.
3)Some it is difficult to prove guilty of fraudulent, unsavoury or similar acts.
Imagine a pile of excrement, with a slippery weazel popping up, looking left and right while standing up with the excrement on this head, like a proud hat, and then disappearing down again.
2)Someone who seems to thrive in an unpleasant environment and always seems to be at the heart of any problems being created.
3)Some it is difficult to prove guilty of fraudulent, unsavoury or similar acts.
Imagine a pile of excrement, with a slippery weazel popping up, looking left and right while standing up with the excrement on this head, like a proud hat, and then disappearing down again.
"I had a call from Natwest again. They are trying to sell me PPI but its clear I'll never be able to make a claim. They never get done for fraud. They are such shitweazels".
shitweazel by EmeritusProfessorofShite July 2, 2020
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shitneeze • shineeze • shit sneeze • shneeze • Shibreeze • Shaneeze • Sharneeze • Shartneeze • Shiineeey • shineee
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shneeze by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005
shitbreze
when some takes a shit in your bathroom then sprays air freshener after, and you can still smell their shit but it just has a shit/flowery odor.
Bob: Man Jim did you just take a shit
Jim: Well yea but at least i sprayed (air freshener)
Bob: I don't care if you sprayed it still spells like shit, just mountain fresh shit now
its like you sprayed some shitbreze or something every fucking where!!!!
Jim: Well sorry
Bob: You should be. A man should never have to smell another man's shit.
Jim: Well yea but at least i sprayed (air freshener)
Bob: I don't care if you sprayed it still spells like shit, just mountain fresh shit now
its like you sprayed some shitbreze or something every fucking where!!!!
Jim: Well sorry
Bob: You should be. A man should never have to smell another man's shit.
shitbreze by urbandictionary_user_since2009 February 20, 2010
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shineesexual by Lowing November 11, 2020
Shibreeze
The smell of an attempt to cover up the odor of feces with Febreeze air freshener, potpourri or any scented candle of the Febreeze brand.
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