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shitneeze 

Shit and sneeze at the same time
He shitneeze everywhere.
shitneeze by Dfrost86 June 8, 2021
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shitweazel 

1)A shady or duplicitous person. A confidence trickster or scammer. A member of a group liable to defraud others - for instance, solicitor, estate agent, bank manager etc.
2)Someone who seems to thrive in an unpleasant environment and always seems to be at the heart of any problems being created.
3)Some it is difficult to prove guilty of fraudulent, unsavoury or similar acts.
Imagine a pile of excrement, with a slippery weazel popping up, looking left and right while standing up with the excrement on this head, like a proud hat, and then disappearing down again.
"I had a call from Natwest again. They are trying to sell me PPI but its clear I'll never be able to make a claim. They never get done for fraud. They are such shitweazels".
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Go and DIEEEEEEE
Bakugou: SHINEEE
Class-1.a: ...he is doing it again
shineee by Hediaaa January 26, 2021
In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.
I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)
shneeze by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005
when some takes a shit in your bathroom then sprays air freshener after, and you can still smell their shit but it just has a shit/flowery odor.
Bob: Man Jim did you just take a shit

Jim: Well yea but at least i sprayed (air freshener)

Bob: I don't care if you sprayed it still spells like shit, just mountain fresh shit now

its like you sprayed some shitbreze or something every fucking where!!!!

Jim: Well sorry

Bob: You should be. A man should never have to smell another man's shit.

shineesexual 

- Ey! You have a boyfriend...?
- Sorry, I'm shineesexual.
shineesexual by Lowing November 11, 2020

Shibreeze 

The smell of an attempt to cover up the odor of feces with Febreeze air freshener, potpourri or any scented candle of the Febreeze brand.
Guy 1: "Dude...it smells horrible in there!"
Guy 2: "Bro...I sprayed Febreeze, what do you want me to do about it?"
Guy 3: "Dude! Now it just smells like Shibreeze!"
Shibreeze by Neonblakc March 19, 2011
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