Shark Punch 

A powerful and explosive uppercut delivered to the an unsuspecting females vagina from below.

(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)

Dude, I never saw that "Shark Punch" coming and I don't think her vagina saw it either.

Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!

Shark Punch by Da Mad M September 9, 2010

Shark punch 

When you uppercut a girl's pussy out of no where like when a shark pops out of the water.

"If you dont shut up ill shark punch you bitch!"

Shark punch by cale and austin February 9, 2008

shark punch 

Used in mostly moshcore and metalcore genres. Pretty much a hammer on or quick slide (usually a 1/32nd or 1/16th note) using two dissonant chords (7ths and 2nds for all you theory fanatics).

For example (in guitar tab):

C Tuning

(shark punch)
D|------------------------------
A|--------------------1617------
F|--------------------1920------
C|------------------------------
G|0---0----0--------------------
C|0---0----0--------------------

scene kid 1: dude that shark punch was so fucking brutal.
scene kid 2: omfg this band is on myspace
metal kid: stfu nubz animosity 4 LYFE.

shark punch by OMFG SCENE TACHNO May 27, 2008

Punched a shark 

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

Punched a shark by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

Punching The Shark 

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

Punching The Shark by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

punched a shark 

A phrase originating in St. Therese science class, after a marine-biology video.

1 to punch some one or something dangerous
2 to do something incredible
3 to masturbate
4 Take a dump

1 "Wow, he just went up and punched a shark!"
2 "After he jumped over Charlie Sheen, everyone said 'jimmy punched a shark'"
3 "after his date Sean went home and punched a shark"
4 "after the buffet i punched a shark"

punched a shark by JRizzledizzle June 1, 2007

sharkpunch 

A one-man joke hardcore band who writes about straightedge kids, yelling at his mom, being dinosaur brocore, and eating taco bell.

Have you heard that tight song Dinocore by Sharkpunch? It makes my nuts jiggle.

sharkpunch by Brocore June 12, 2006