Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
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Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man that has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd
Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!
by Bowslosski November 21, 2023
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Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man who has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd
Look at Mel over there by the campfire. He is dancing around with a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else has a beer to sit with, looking at the fire . What a rainbow hedgehog!
by Bowslosski November 21, 2023
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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool
Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 15, 2023
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Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back
I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!
by Bowslosski October 04, 2023
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Crossing the streams

When 2 tv streaming services combine to create a super streaming service that offers less product but charges more
David: “Those pricks at Hulu have closed my subscription and are asking for more money for a new service”
Veronica:” That’s terrible!! They are crossing the streams too much! Come give me a big hug”
by Bowslosski January 27, 2025
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Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much
I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.
by Bowslosski August 16, 2023
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