Bowslosski's definitions

Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed

Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!

by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool

Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 27, 2023

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a city cbd gay man or just a city man that doesn’t know how to camp properly and enjoy the hedgehog countryside.

Look at Jamie dancing around the campfire drinking a colourful cruiser or spritzer when everyone else is just sipping a beer and watching the beautiful campfire after a long day of fishing and cricket. What a rainbow hedgehog!

by Bowslosski December 27, 2023

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary

Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski October 31, 2023

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves

Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski November 1, 2023

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man that has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!

by Bowslosski November 21, 2023

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man who has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there by the campfire. He is dancing around with a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else has a beer to sit with, looking at the fire . What a rainbow hedgehog!

by Bowslosski November 21, 2023