Definitions by Bowslosski

Crossing the streams 

When 2 tv streaming services combine to create a super streaming service that offers less product but charges more

David: “Those pricks at Hulu have closed my subscription and are asking for more money for a new service”
Veronica:” That’s terrible!! They are crossing the streams too much! Come give me a big hug”

Crossing the streams by Bowslosski January 27, 2025

Rainbow hedgehog 

A rainbow hedgehog is a city cbd gay man or just a city man that doesn’t know how to camp properly and enjoy the hedgehog countryside.

Look at Jamie dancing around the campfire drinking a colourful cruiser or spritzer when everyone else is just sipping a beer and watching the beautiful campfire after a long day of fishing and cricket. What a rainbow hedgehog!

Rainbow hedgehog by Bowslosski December 27, 2023

Pool noodle 

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool

Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!

Pool noodle by Bowslosski December 27, 2023

Sausage roll 

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed

Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!

Sausage roll by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

Pool noodle 

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

Pool noodle by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

Rainbow hedgehog 

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man who has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there by the campfire. He is dancing around with a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else has a beer to sit with, looking at the fire . What a rainbow hedgehog!

Rainbow hedgehog by Bowslosski November 21, 2023

Rainbow hedgehog 

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man that has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!

Rainbow hedgehog by Bowslosski November 21, 2023