sharkpunch
A one-man joke hardcore band who writes about straightedge kids, yelling at his mom, being dinosaur brocore, and eating taco bell.
sharkpunch by Brocore June 12, 2006
Words you can keep
starpunch
Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.
starpunch by destroyer145 June 10, 2013
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Shark Punch
A powerful and explosive uppercut delivered to the an unsuspecting females vagina from below.
(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)
(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)
Dude, I never saw that "Shark Punch" coming and I don't think her vagina saw it either.
Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!
Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!
Shark Punch by Da Mad M September 9, 2010
sharaunchin'
to have sexual contact (used mostly for incestuous purposes) Can be used for inanimate objects as well (means to sharaunch)
Can also mean to get drunk or high but rarely used in such a case
Can also mean to get drunk or high but rarely used in such a case
Hey... have you been sharaunchin' that lamp?
Hey, I've totally been sharaunchin' with my brother!
I was totally sharaunched last night!
Hey, I've totally been sharaunchin' with my brother!
I was totally sharaunched last night!
sharaunchin' by Klara and Emily November 30, 2007
Shark punch
Shark punch by cale and austin February 9, 2008
Sharaunch
shark punch
Used in mostly moshcore and metalcore genres. Pretty much a hammer on or quick slide (usually a 1/32nd or 1/16th note) using two dissonant chords (7ths and 2nds for all you theory fanatics).
For example (in guitar tab):
C Tuning
(shark punch)
D|------------------------------
A|--------------------1617------
F|--------------------1920------
C|------------------------------
G|0---0----0--------------------
C|0---0----0--------------------
For example (in guitar tab):
C Tuning
(shark punch)
D|------------------------------
A|--------------------1617------
F|--------------------1920------
C|------------------------------
G|0---0----0--------------------
C|0---0----0--------------------
scene kid 1: dude that shark punch was so fucking brutal.
scene kid 2: omfg this band is on myspace
metal kid: stfu nubz animosity 4 LYFE.
scene kid 2: omfg this band is on myspace
metal kid: stfu nubz animosity 4 LYFE.
shark punch by OMFG SCENE TACHNO May 27, 2008
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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