Punch

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I just went a got some punches

by Zwizzle July 26, 2018

Punch

(Verb) Old hippie technique of emptying the tobacco out of a cigarette, and refilling it with marijuana.

"Dude, I don't have any more rolling papers!"
"It's cool, I will just punch a cigarette."

by dgbrown May 6, 2009

Punch

To administer a narcotic, namely Heroin, by intravenous injection.

I was fucked after punching that dime, good shit though.

by DeltaKilo September 20, 2009

Punch

Having pussy for lunch. The word is a portmanteau of pussy and lunch.

Lisa invited me over for punch.

by thoughts_and_prayers July 18, 2019

Punch

A gentle sign of affection; an immesurable sign of love for another person; a gentle touch. People often ask for these, so don't be shy.

'Hey, can I have a punch? I'm not feeling well.'
'Hey, mind if I punch you?'
'I love punching people, and I love it when they punch me back.'

by StupidTess August 28, 2008

Punch Punch Punch

An action used to express and/or describe some one's or some thing's epic fail at carrying out simple task(s). *Punch punch punch* is demonstrated by the punching of one's own open palm 3 times. No more and no less. It must make a punching or "slapping" sound in order to create the right effect.

"There's a 3v0 breakaway and Sam has the puck!"
"WTF? He's running into the wall"
**Punch punch punch**

by Quizzledorf June 12, 2008

punching

People who are punching above their weight are generally going out with women of far superior quality in either the face/body department. Most famous example would be kathrine zeta jones and michael Douglas

That fucker there is punching way out of his league

by Matt 'steel chin' Williams December 20, 2006