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i wish shmitty was my name
shmitty by josh choi February 20, 2005
A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.
Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.
shmitty by DanielIntenseBro March 28, 2007
A shmitty is an old perverted man that has not showered in days, smells rancid, and touches himself in public
Little Girl 1: Look at that Shmitty Mommy!

Little Girl 2: Yea, he's a shmitty, i see him touching his private parts!

Mother: Let's go he's creeping me out....
Shmitty by heheheheheheh4545 December 4, 2016
to be fooled or tricked or used as an expression of how you feel.
"Dang thought that I had my keys. Shmitty!"

Man i thought that girl was cute, then I saw her face. Shmitty!!
shmitty by deezy702 January 19, 2014
Shitty Smith. A crappy member of the Smith family. A loud and proud ignorant person. Used in Mt. Pocono region for stupid people.
Sarcastically, Wise words shmitty!

Shmitty says its ok to bang your sister as long as you dont let it fly.
Shmitty by northeastnarrator December 1, 2019

shittymorph 

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!
shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019