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shlort
1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
shlort by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008
shaloot
shaloot by Ibn-Al-Shaloot August 17, 2007
shalontae
Shalontae is a girl whose not afraid of any bitch or nigga. Shalontae is a very nice person and a good friend. But don’t get on her bad side or you’ll wish you wasn’t born. Shalontae can be a little crazy and overprotective at times but she is very loyal and trustworthy . She’s outspoken and not afraid to tell others how she feels. Shalontae’s also a very bad kisser but she’s very good at making friends, so if she doesn’t like you somethings wrong. She can build strong relationships with people and does her best not to break their trust! While Shalontae sounds big and bad she can be sensitive at some point. Shalontae can be gullible at times and believes almost anything. She doesn’t like to be lied to, she loves honesty. She’s a very independent person so don’t think she can’t do anything on her own!
shlort
Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...
Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o
Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o
shlort by pappymandudeguy December 9, 2011