Shlortzel

An expression used to define a lazy, and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023

Shlortzel

An expression to address a lazy and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023

shortel

Worst fucking phone system out there. Piece of shit.

Wanna make a call well if it's Shortel to fuckin bad!

by Ip Phone god January 15, 2014

Swortzel

During foreplay, when a man takes off his pants and reveals his penis. The woman looks at it and decides to no longer continue forward due to the lack in size

"Hey Matt, I saw you take that drunk chick in your bedroom, did you rail her?"
"No, I swung it out and got swortzeled"

by Iwasntreadynooooo June 30, 2017

Shortzesque

When two entries in the same crossword puzzle have identical definitions -- derived from the name of the crossword puzzle editor of The New York Times, Will Shortz.

The puzzle had Shortzesque definitions for the two entries of ZIPS (Flies) and ZOOMS (Flies).

by Donald of Gothic May 16, 2008

shortcel

A species of incel that blames their lack of sex on their shortness instead of the fact that they are pieces of shit.

He blames his shortness for his lack of sex. What a shortcel

by Efosa🥵🥵🥵🥵 September 16, 2019

ervin shortwell

the gay guy that attends castle high that always say hey daddy....

lloyd i want you dammit man lol "ervin shortwell"

by one eye bandit December 14, 2010