During foreplay, when a man takes off his pants and reveals his penis. The woman looks at it and decides to no longer continue forward due to the lack in size

"Hey Matt, I saw you take that drunk chick in your bedroom, did you rail her?"
"No, I swung it out and got swortzeled"

Swortzel by Iwasntreadynooooo June 30, 2017

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Shortzesque

When two entries in the same crossword puzzle have identical definitions -- derived from the name of the crossword puzzle editor of The New York Times, Will Shortz.

The puzzle had Shortzesque definitions for the two entries of ZIPS (Flies) and ZOOMS (Flies).

Shortzesque by Donald of Gothic May 16, 2008

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shortcel

A species of incel that blames their lack of sex on their shortness instead of the fact that they are pieces of shit.

He blames his shortness for his lack of sex. What a shortcel

shortcel by Efosa🥵🥵🥵🥵 September 16, 2019

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ervin shortwell

the gay guy that attends castle high that always say hey daddy....

lloyd i want you dammit man lol "ervin shortwell"

ervin shortwell by one eye bandit December 14, 2010

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