Shabortion

A fat man is torn from his bed and sent hurtling into the air, his wife covered in plaster dust staring at his retreating form through a hole in her roof. he is screaming and his bowels loose. he looks up and sees a basketball in his hand. he had never realized they had a pebbled texture. meanwhile in los angeles california all of the players that ... See Moreplay on every nba team have gathered inside the staples center. none of them are able to explain how or why they ended up there. they mill around the court, ashamed, unable to look each other in the eye. they are all waiting in vain for a coach to blow a whistle. there is a boom. one player covers his eyes. a human meteor punches a hole in the roof of the arena and a fat man dunks on every nba player simultaneously

My Dad had a Shabortion last night.

by not404 July 24, 2010

scatortion

A medical procedure whereby rich people have their poos removed by caesarian rather than bringing them to term.

Rhonda: Hey Linda! Have you done a poo yet today?
Linda: Oo no! Disgusting! I've already been for a scatortion at the clinic.

by steveinakld July 5, 2012

shma-shmortion

another term for 'abortion'. as used in the movie Knocked Up.

"OK. I won't say it for 'baby-ears' over here, I think you should go get a shma-shmortion. down at the shma-shmortion clinic."

by $ara stitche$ July 6, 2007

Subortion

The act of making something or someone less then what it previously was.

When I broke that kid's arm I suborted him.

I subort myself when I sing, because my voice is horrible.

That guy loves preforming subortion, it makes him feel like a man.

by W4R7H0G November 28, 2009

Shibortion

Noun.

When you've clogged the toilet but have no access to a plunger so the only option is to resort to an unfolded coat hanger to break up the shit in an "at home" abortion style.

"Jon the toilet's clogged"
"Damn! We have no plunger"
"Shibortion time!"

by Shibortionmaster April 27, 2016

sabortionist

A person that supports abortion.

I'm a Sabortionist ever since I learned how much kids will make you pay.

by Whale boi June 30, 2018

Snabortion

The culling of invasive snail eggs to avoid possible infestation of nonnative snails to the ecosystem. Snabortions are a common procedure when it comes to captive snail owners they must always kill eggs for the local environment

Jeez, I can’t go to the gym with you, I have to have a snabortion for my snail.

by Kimboraffe June 29, 2022