A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
by Brian Allen Williams March 13, 2006
I was dancing at the club and a fuckin teapot started grinding on the back of my knee. Tipped that mothafucka over.
by 1st Place Bad Bitch November 17, 2012
by afi_al January 08, 2006
she's diagnoised with teapot.
by i'm a little teapot January 13, 2011
A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.
Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.
by Redbabushka August 12, 2007
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The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.
"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."
by Captain Ben May 23, 2006