Sexuminati

A family-operated Sex Addict Cult, founded by Bhansalis, in Stone Age, depicted in Cave Paintings. Still widely relevant and active in Central and North Indian regions. The pure bloods are extremely charged with a sex drive

Don’t have so much sex, you might as well be inducted in Sexuminati

by Lolwa December 6, 2018

sexamination

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.

Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.

by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

Sextination

(n) a somewhat private, public place visited by couples for the purpose of coitus.

"I heard Norman took Abby to the coat closet...it’s the perfect sextination”

by Chookie June 11, 2006

sexplination

Descriptive of an informative article explination or other text written in the form of a narrative about an exploit or unusual sexual experience; commonly follows the author's train of thought and explains how the author came to be involved in the sexploit and why the author chose to seek it out/rent it/finance it/get flogged by it/get chained to it etc. Because the text usually uses with frequency the personal pronoun 'I' it was coined the i-seek

~Let me give you a sexplination. I absolutely loved it man. It was the first time I had evr done it and I remember driving there with my heart in my mouth. I parked under the light by the back of Waitrose and it was such a different place to how it is during the day. I turned the engine off but left the doors unlocked and waited with baited breath. It only took about five minutes until this total stanger sat next to me and began to.......(censored)~
explanation for walking the dog or dogging adventure

by PrincessAC April 25, 2006

scrumination

The act of being scrummy

The pizza was a delight of scrumination.

by 12345j57ki8u76kju October 10, 2023

seximicational

Relating to the word "Sexy"

Can be used in many different forms such as "I feel seximicational" or "You look seximicational" or "Have a seximicational day"

You look seximicational.

by xesteex March 23, 2010

Sextination

A Sextination is a designated place to have sex. It is a private lair that you convince or lure the opposite sex into.

I have a Sextination in mind for her. Whether it's my bed or the back of my Dodge Shadow.

by CobbySquared February 5, 2012