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Scriminating

The opposite of making someone discriminatory (Aka to make someone be woke).

De-scriminating is making someone unwoke, making them discriminate.
I am going on a rampage of scriminating, I am scriminating everyone at Christmas dinner.

I scriminated my gran this weekend, she now knows how non-binary pronouns work.

My uncle tried to de-scriminate me. I am so #woke

Scrummination 

the act of being scrummy
that cookie was pure scrummination

dumb-scrimination 

when you discriminate/dehumanise dumb people.

eg when you realise that u have literally no chances of being anything successful bc ppl only want smart ppl in jobs >:(
like where r my dumb lawyers?? dumb bankers??? dumb engineers?? ppl like to say that smart ppl make the world go round. that is incorrect. without dumb ppl there would be no humor we would have a soulless world. dumb ppl tend to be less egotistical, which is cool ig.
person 1: sorry but u r too stupid to apply for this job at greggs. u cant be trusted with an oven, u might burn urself or ur fellow employees :/
person 2: THIS IS DUMB-SCRIMINATION!!! DUMB PPL RISE UP!!

scrutinatious 

"My line manager is being particularly scrutinatious with respect to my work this year. Perhaps she thinks I'm not up to the job."
scrutinatious by JHJoB May 14, 2018
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026