sexplination

Descriptive of an informative article explination or other text written in the form of a narrative about an exploit or unusual sexual experience; commonly follows the author's train of thought and explains how the author came to be involved in the sexploit and why the author chose to seek it out/rent it/finance it/get flogged by it/get chained to it etc. Because the text usually uses with frequency the personal pronoun 'I' it was coined the i-seek

~Let me give you a sexplination. I absolutely loved it man. It was the first time I had evr done it and I remember driving there with my heart in my mouth. I parked under the light by the back of Waitrose and it was such a different place to how it is during the day. I turned the engine off but left the doors unlocked and waited with baited breath. It only took about five minutes until this total stanger sat next to me and began to.......(censored)~
explanation for walking the dog or dogging adventure

by PrincessAC April 25, 2006

sexamination

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.

Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.

by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

sextplanation

Giving a reason why a person sexting someone they're not supposed to.

"My husband's sextplanation for sexting her was my fault he said."

by JJ💔LOVE May 21, 2022

Sexplanations

Sexplanations is an online web show on Youtube hosted by Lindsey Doe, or Dr. Doe. Doctor Doe makes it her job to provide accurate free information on the entire world of sex and sexual information. She hopes she can make sex less of a taboo topic. This show was set up by Hank Green, one of the Green brothers and part of the Vlogbrothers, and the Nerdfighter clan. Lindsey's tumbler is Tumblingdoe.

If you have a question about sex, ask Doctor Doe from Sexplanations.

by CliveDoveishot July 30, 2013

Sexploitation Noir

a phrase coined by New York Times contributor, Richard Perez, in describing a dark subgenre of sexploitation, often exemplified by the BDSM inclined so-called "sleaze" paperbacks or pulps of the 1960s and the stag-like "roughies" or violence inclined pre-porn "adult" films and morality tales (also known as "cautionary tales"), which include the work of Russ Meyer ("Lorna," "Mudhoney"), Herschel Gordon Lewis ("Scum of The Earth"), producer David F. Friedman ("The Defilers," "A Smell of Honey, A Swallow of Brine," "A Sweet Sickness"), Mike and Roberta Findlay ("Touch of Her Flesh") and current neo-sexploitation films and books like "Run Bitch, Run" and Perez's own, "Permanent Obscurity: Or A Cautionary Tale of Two Girls and Their Misadventures with Drugs, Pornography, and Death."

Sexploitation noir or the psychosexual black and white grindhouse feature films dominated 42nd Street or "the Deuce" before the arrival of XXX.

by ventura69 October 26, 2010

Explination

The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.

I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.

by iam2eeyore September 7, 2009

sexplanation

To explain sex or sexual matters to an individual.

"Dad, how's a baby made?"
"Looks like its time for a sexplanation".

by marliemellow June 27, 2009