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Slutitude 

Maximum Slutosity. The act of being uber sluttish
Devin showed off her slutitude today by wearing a miniskirt and see through tube top
Slutitude by Matt May 13, 2005

Indentured Servitude Curve 

The reference to the curve of the underside of a chest, or breast

Can also refer to the curving altitude and angle of measurement in the curve of a penis
"Vatche has an indentured servitude curve the size of a 40 year old woman"

Statitude 

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.
Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....
Statitude by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

Sweetitude 

Sweetitude {sweet-ah-tood}: 1.) Sweetitude is...a naturally sweet act or attitude. A pleasant disposition brought about by a non-artificial act of sweetness.
Sweetitude is the dude in front of you at the toll paying your way. Sweetitude is a cup of organic yogurt in your packed lunch. Sweetitude is a second date. Sweetitude is a (non-sketchy) smile from a stranger. Sweetitude is a just-because high five. Sweetitude is sweet, naturally.
Sweetitude by Sweetitude Dude November 28, 2011

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.
When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.
1) Serve action or ownage - "You got served."

2) Slavery, free labor or labor to pay off a debt.
1) I tried playing final fantasy tactics online. I was completely decimated. All that was typed by the opposition was "servitude." Indeed it was.

2) The 14th amendment ended involuntary servitude, unless a crime was committed.
servitude by Mike October 12, 2004