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Textitude 

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.
Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!
Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

Textitude 

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude
Textitude by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009

Textitude 

A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.

Throwing a diss at you through text message.

A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.

Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.

Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.

" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"

"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"

"Are you coming or what???"

"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"

when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.
I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.

Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.

Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.
Textitude by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014

Tortitude 

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

Textiquette

the proper behavior one should use when texting i.e. responding promptly or the correct use of lol
brooke: god why does it take so long for taylor to text back?

jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette
Textiquette by tayfresh February 14, 2009

Textident 

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book
I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...
Textident by killakai February 11, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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