sextiquette

reciprocation of a sexual favor that is equal to or greater in value than the service rendered to you

Part of speech- noun

closely related to the Golden Rule

Jon: So this girl only nut-tickled me when I totally deserved more after I fingerbanged the crap out of her to the point that my hand cramped up.

Drew: Whoa, poor sextiquette!!!

Jon: I know, right? I thought she might just want to skip and get to the deep penetration but that was a pipedream. I finally just rolled over and went to sleep.

by drew and jon February 13, 2009

sextiquette

n. the customary code of polite behavior regarding the exchange of nude photos of oneself in text messages

I sent her a picture of my dong, but she didn't even show me a single nipple! She has no sextiquette.

by Boris Roosevelt August 31, 2013

sexiquette

The rules of etiquette in regards to sex.

It is poor sexiquette to make him go down on you and then not return the favor.

by Over Educated Nympho November 10, 2008

Textiquette

the proper behavior one should use when texting i.e. responding promptly or the correct use of lol

brooke: god why does it take so long for taylor to text back?

jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette

by tayfresh February 14, 2009

Statiquette

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.

by VznNb June 10, 2009

extiquette

code of conduct one follows post a break up, whether it's a cold war when it's a bad one or a congenial relationship after a mutual ending.

Extiquette stopped me from gouging Tim's eyes out at my birthday party. The nerve of him to show up after dumping me!!

by kv1246 January 13, 2009

smetiquette

Pot Smoking etiquette

How to properly behave while smoking around people.

To smoke weed maturely.

EXAMPLES:
- Not ashing before you pass
- letting the blunt go out
- chiefing
- letting the blunt trail
- nigger lippin, etc.

I smoked with this kid the other day, that faggot kept nigger lippin the blunt, he has no smetiquette.

by YoungMoolah February 22, 2010