Sextitute
Yea man, the ole lady made me some sextitute today, asked me if I would like some chocolate chip cookies. Thats when you know your not getting laid tonight. It's a sex substitute.
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That girl's fuglyness led me to assume she would be bad in bed. Oh but did I under sextimate her, that was the best night of my life.
under sextimate by Dericious08 July 8, 2014
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sexicute
Pronounced like "execute", only with an "s".
The quality of wearing an outfit that is simultaneously sexy and cute, but never simply one or the other. Used to describe many Japanese-influenced fashion styles, such as certain lolita-inspired outfits, as well as schoolgirl outfits of both the Japanese and "Catholic" varieties, and many others. Generally used to refer to something that is simultaneously adorable and erotic to any degree.
Sexicute can be used as a verb (especially with the past participle -ed: sexicuted) or as an adjective, describing the act of making a thing both sexy and cute, or to describe the general quality of a thing.
The quality of wearing an outfit that is simultaneously sexy and cute, but never simply one or the other. Used to describe many Japanese-influenced fashion styles, such as certain lolita-inspired outfits, as well as schoolgirl outfits of both the Japanese and "Catholic" varieties, and many others. Generally used to refer to something that is simultaneously adorable and erotic to any degree.
Sexicute can be used as a verb (especially with the past participle -ed: sexicuted) or as an adjective, describing the act of making a thing both sexy and cute, or to describe the general quality of a thing.
Verb : Abby totally sexicuted the shit out of that outfit.
Adjective: Abby's outfit was totally sexicute last night.
Adjective: Abby's outfit was totally sexicute last night.
sexicute by An Atheist Jew October 27, 2015
tot-stitute
A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.
tot-stitute by MommaH August 18, 2009
lacrosse-stitutes
Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.
Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.
Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.
"My cousin wasn't that upset, because he said that there would be plenty of lacrosse groupies at the party. He calls them 'lacrosse-stitutes.'"
lacrosse-stitutes by Surperbartender April 22, 2005
sexkitten
A girl or girlfriend who is very cute and playfull on the outside, but on the inside a sexual hungar burns with the flame of a 1000 orgasmic desires, that will consume all the energy you've got. She'll satisfy you in every way you can imagine, and is highly ready for any type of sexual play.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a hug, and then ripped her pants off and begged me to spank her!!!! She is a total sexkitten!!!
sexkitten by David Holmes July 21, 2008
lacrosse-stitute
lacrosse-stitute by Tacoman May 22, 2006