Shiternity 

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

Shiternity by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

Shiternet 

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet 

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

Shiternet by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet 

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

Shit
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Shiternet is bad

Shiternet by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet 

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

Shiternet by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

shiternet 

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.

Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet

shiternet by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021