Zanderif's definitions

Velvet Hat Trick

A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.

1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.

by Zanderif September 26, 2007

Skimmers

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

by Zanderif March 28, 2005

Sexterity

Your sexy ability. Can change depending on attitude, appearance, disposition, location.

Dude! Look at this new shirt. It easily adds 5 to my sexterity.

by Zanderif September 26, 2007