Definitions by Zanderif

Velvet Hat Trick 

A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.

1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.

Velvet Hat Trick by Zanderif September 26, 2007

Sexterity 

Your sexy ability. Can change depending on attitude, appearance, disposition, location.

Dude! Look at this new shirt. It easily adds 5 to my sexterity.

Sexterity by Zanderif September 26, 2007

Skimmers 

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

Skimmers by Zanderif March 28, 2005