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Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.
Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

Caternity Leave 

When one acquires a new kitten or cat and must have paid or unpaid leave from work to revel in all it's feline glory. Similar to maternity or paternity leave.
Andrea just got a new kitten from the pound. All she wants to do is stay home, take pictures and feed him Temptations, so she went on Caternity Leave.
Caternity Leave by AdotWdotB January 2, 2017

Shiternity 

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall
Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."
Shiternity by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

Caternity leave 

Leave of absence when you get a new cat or kitten.
I'm out for the next 6 weeks for caternity leave. It's important bonding time when you first get a cat!
Caternity leave by Bikosmom May 18, 2017

sorternity 

Greek organization, often times in representation of both fraternities and sororities..generally used during times of extreme intoxication or hangover
Hey brah, are you going to the sorternity kegger tonight?
sorternity by BANGERS69 February 24, 2011

sofaternity 

A diverse group of females and males dedicated to enjoying television, radio, the Internet, or any other media or media companies, etc., from the comfort of their sofas. As with sororities or fraternities, their particular dedication is defined by the Greek letters relative to their interest (without using letters of established fraternities or sororities).
Sigma Pi Nu The sofaternity that enjoys watching "Supernatural". The show "Supernatural" often is abbreviated as "SPN", or Sigma Pi Nu.

Nu Iota Sigma The sofaternity that enjoys watching "NCIS" (there is not an exact translation of "C" in Greek". Also, "NCIS" used to be knows at NIS.

For "NCIS:LA" fans, the sofaternity offers NLA. None of the above show up in Internet searches as established Greek societies.

There are some letters that have been moved into the mix from the Phoenicians, generally used by mathematicians, such as Vega. Therefore, the sofaternity uses Tau Vega Sigma for fans of "The Vampire Diaries".
sofaternity by Morgana Le Fey August 22, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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