Texternity 

Fat fucking retard

Dude hes such a Texternity

Texternity by winterbristle23 February 18, 2024

Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

txternity 

One of the best if so THE BEST kpop page out there on tik tok and this is a fact

“Txternity is the best”-says everone

txternity by HEE.heeseung May 19, 2021

texterity 

Skill or adroitness in composing and sending text messages.

Man, Mike's texterity is remarkable; he sends me texts longer than essays in seconds!

texterity by SCharlotte September 21, 2008

texterity 

Having the ability to type with thumbs on cell phone.

Someone who can type as fast as they think with their thumbs on a phone has texterity.

texterity by bigvessel March 6, 2011

Texterity 

manual dexterity that applies directly to texting, and operating keyboards to type words - or the lack therein.

Person 1: How dumb are your fingers? You seem to have very low 'texterity'

Person 2: Ecxuse me. I text just fne thnak you!

Texterity by Stormy Petrichor March 11, 2023