15 definitions by Justin Herbert

Sexterity

Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.

"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"

or;

"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Nutpercut

An uppercut-style punch to the groin or genital area.

"Danny came off hard so I gave him a nutpercut that shut him the hell up."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009

Dude Brood

A dude brood, or dude brooding, is defined as when a man (dude) thinks moodily/anxiously or sulks.

"I heard Geoff got dumped by that slut Alicia."

"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."

"What a puss."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert July 19, 2007

dnaonnaise

Portmanteau of DNA and mayonnaise. Origin unclear. Refers to male ejaculate; semen; jizz.

"Stacey texted me last night. I think she wants my DNAonnaise."

by Justin Herbert February 20, 2015

Safford

A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.

"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009

Dewskie

Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).

"Yo Steve, get us two Dewskies pronto!"

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009