Sessionsed

To finally get caught after making repeated claims of innocence. (Also, see Sessions'd)

After repeatedly declaring his innocence, Paul Manafort finally got sessionsed.

by Luciafer April 19, 2018

Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

kate sessions park

A fairly large park on Mount Soledad in San Diego, right above from Pacific Beach. Notable for the large amount of people that come late at night to either smoke or have sex. Has a great view of mission bay and the downtown skyline.

1) My friends getting high up at kate sessions park right now
2) I totally banged this chick up at kate sessions last night in her car

by Chuckinitup March 11, 2008

Jeff Sessions

A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.

He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.

by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

headbob sessions

a women giving a guy a blowjob
oral sex givin to a guy from a women.

i just had an awesome headbob sessions with my women.

by thug4lifesswarez March 15, 2009

Sessions@AOL

A live performace at AOL studios. AOL tries to implies to its customers that it is exclusive to them, but anyone can hear and watch them.

I listened to Green Day's awesome Sessions@AOL performance.

by AOL Hater April 30, 2005