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A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
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by Ocelevision November 20, 2018
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When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.
We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.
by Word to your mother. January 06, 2018
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When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.
"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .

"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."

" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"

"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"

"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"

" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"
by Connie Mac January 05, 2018
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A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.
He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.
by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018
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A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.
I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?
by Chris Watch January 12, 2018
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When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.
Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?
by Little Ochie May 07, 2018
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