Sessions
Comes from middle-England. Used when someone or some people have had sex. Or describing sex between two or more people, or a person and an inanimate object.
Sessions by Nicholas Wootton April 11, 2004
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SESSIONS
A skate, snow, surf, and punk rock store founded by Joel Gomez in Sunnyvale, California 1983.
His passion for sports and punk rock are what inspired him to start it all up.
Today Sessions has a website and their own team for each sport . Sessions also has an on going tradition of supporting charitable orginizations around their community. They are also associated with the Vans Warped Tour.
His passion for sports and punk rock are what inspired him to start it all up.
Today Sessions has a website and their own team for each sport . Sessions also has an on going tradition of supporting charitable orginizations around their community. They are also associated with the Vans Warped Tour.
SESSIONS by Your Mother October 14, 2004
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sessions
to physically discipline your female with hand and/or foreign objects in order to correct improper behavior. Females usually bring "sessions" upon themselves for not listening.
So I came back to the doublewide and just wanted to sit down and drink some budweiser, my old woman started making a racket, so in order to calm her down, we had a "session"
sessions by cynderacid April 26, 2003
Sessions
Sessions by hordiclegionrep June 10, 2017
Sessions@AOL
A live performace at AOL studios. AOL tries to implies to its customers that it is exclusive to them, but anyone can hear and watch them.
Sessions@AOL by AOL Hater April 30, 2005
Jeff Sessions
A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
Jeff Sessions
Jeff Sessions by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018
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