Seshquatch

A Seshquatch is someone who is always up for a sesh, usually sharing weed with a Sesh Gremlin who always smokes everyone else's weed. A Seshquatch is usually very friendly, though can become irritated by over exposure to Sesh Gremlins.

"You mind if I get a few tokes of that mate?"
"Yeah, nah mate go ahead"
"Ah Jay you absolute Seshquatch you're a legend"
"Yeah, nah mate no worries"

Seshquatch by SeshSquatch November 21, 2019

de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sasquatch balls 

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

sasquatch balls by ashane July 5, 2017

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Cleveland Sasquatch by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

sasquatch homies 

Seven horny teenagers who live in Hawaii and people think they're intimidating when really they're just seven losers who cry over cute boys.

The seven Sasquatch homies are: Jessica, Donnamel, Kira, Ki'i, Karly, Sara, and Kiley.
They are seven best friends who love each other so much. It's probably the best friendship you'll ever encounter.

Started on January 21, 2013 with just six members but on June 16, 2013 Ki'i joined and they became the best of friends what anyone could ever have!
Oh, and on November 21, 2013 Calum Thomas Hood dm'd Donnamel "what are Sasquatch homies" when she asked him to join.
Jessica is still trying to convince Luke Hemmings to join the Sasquatch homies as well.

"What are Sasquatch homies"
"Lol okay, Calum"

sasquatch homies by Hammahdolo_808 November 22, 2013

Sassy the Sasquatch

This is a SKITZ legend from the animated show- on YouTube- The Big Lez Show.

Sassy the Sasquatch was created by Tom Hollis and Jarrad Wright in one afternoon, on a trampoline, well into the night on how this Sasquatch takes all drugs known under the sun, with no adverse affect on his being- whilst calling everyone else a "...druggo". Although he has the inability to retain information: both short term and long term- usually responding, "Wadiyatalkinabeet". Appearing, however, to know everyone in the universe.
The two decided to draw this Sassy the next day, when they both got home. Tom drew what we know, today, as Sassy. Jarrad ending up drawing Donny- another SKITZ legend.
Sassy lives by the beach, in Australia, spending his days consuming drugs and going on SKITZ MISSIONS.

(Sassy the Sasquatch (Sassy) throws an object at Norton's window)
LEZ: "What the fuck?... Was that you Sassy?"
SASSY: "Wadiyatalkinabeet"

(Lez pulls on a volcanic bong)
LEZ: "CHRIST!"
SASSY: "You fak'n druggo"

Sassy the Sasquatch by AllSeasonedRunner September 10, 2019

Sasquatch Snooze 

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.

After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.

Sasquatch Snooze by Sacramento Solon January 5, 2017