streetwhiz's definitions

captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 5, 2009

homocycle gang

A complete gang of violent crossdressing flamming homosexual faggot asses who ride feminine custom made choppers.

The small town of straightsville never
felt quite the same after a vandilous visit from the notorious homocycle gang.

by streetwhiz April 11, 2009

Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

Diarrhea Sunshine

The act of excreting diarrhea on your
partners face followed by a fresh
yellow hot stream of urine. This process
can only be amusing and fun if both partners are willing to sing the special
song.

Now clap your hands and sing along! Diarrhea..Sunshine..on..a..
..Urinary...day..Diarrhea..Sunshine..wont..
you..come..out..and..play...diarrhea sunshine..now..don't..you..dare..frown..
diarrhea..sunshine..I..stained..your..face.brown..diarrhea..sunshine..let..me..be..
your..fellow...diarrhea..sunshine..your..
teeth..are..now..yellow.

by streetwhiz May 19, 2009

Cleveland Ass Clapper

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.

Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

Atomic Douche Bag

1.The worlds biggest gayest douchebag.

2. Super loser; Pip Squeak Homo.

3. The Epitomy of Douche Baggery.

Yo..Check out that Elvis wanna be on the pool table sportin the tassels and the sun glasses. Man, that freak-o-matic is one
big Atomic Douche Bag!

by Streetwhiz April 20, 2009

Techno Idio

Decribed as someone who is illiterate to
todays modern electronic devices.

My great uncle Alfred is such a Techno Idio. He asked if he could use the phone. So, I like handed him my cell. He looked at me strange and said. Don't you have a rotary phone?

by Streetwhiz May 17, 2009