Self-own 

From the slang own: to own self.

As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.

Self-own by Vex December 20, 2004

self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!

jimmy self own 'd himself

self own by dude007 May 30, 2008

self own

the january 6th "insurrection"

jenkins, did you see those magats self own themselves in DC? 0 congress captured, 0 pence's hung, 100% arrested

self own by commander dr. joe biden, PHD January 15, 2021

Cell Phone Self Own 

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.

"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"

Cell Phone Self Own by F41R September 2, 2021

My own self 

An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.

Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".

My own self by Fluff n' stuff January 26, 2009

To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger

A burger served with bleu cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger, you should try it!"

To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Caught in its own self 

When something is stuck in itself, tangled or glued.

My ginger chew is caught in its own self

Caught in its own self by Liv McLaren November 17, 2017