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when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!
jimmy self own 'd himself
self own by dude007 May 30, 2008
jenkins, did you see those magats self own themselves in DC? 0 congress captured, 0 pence's hung, 100% arrested

Cell Phone Self Own 

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"
Cell Phone Self Own by F41R September 2, 2021

My own self 

An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.
Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".
My own self by Fluff n' stuff January 26, 2009

To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger, you should try it!"

Caught in its own self 

When something is stuck in itself, tangled or glued.
My ginger chew is caught in its own self