columnbined

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.

"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."

by Vex February 10, 2005

Vex

a)to confuse or freak out
b)mysterious, somebody whose intentions/personality is unknown
c)Me! ^_^

a)That quantum physics thing really vexes me.
b)Dude, he's such a vex.

by Vex May 14, 2005

bhainchod

A word that can be used instead of punctuation in a sentence. Such as: fullstops, comas, semicolans, question marks, exclamation marks, etc etc. Can also be used to replace most grammer in sentences, such as nouns, pronouns, verbs, adjectives, etc etc.

Bhainchod that bhainchod doesn't bhainchod listen to a bhainchod word I say bahinchod

by vex December 01, 2003

Hystrix

(To do a ~) To do or say something creative that does not get all the credit it deserves.

"I don't want to do a Hystrix again."

by Vex July 01, 2006

Chainsaw

Noisy power tool with moving cerrated metal blade designed for ease of chopping down trees and other such tasks. A lot cooler than knives, at any rate, and make great murder weapons.

Somebody beheaded me with a rusty chainsaw

by Vex December 20, 2004

Self-own

From the slang own: to own self.

As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.

by Vex December 20, 2004

bridge shift

The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.

"I'm sort of a bridge shift between liasons."

by vex June 19, 2006