sincerity

Something that should be never used. Ever. Even in dire circumstances. Comedy first. Always.

My friend was once sincere about something. I told her to take back her sincerity, but she didn't, so I shot her in the face. She died. Lesson learned.

sincerity by Squinty January 18, 2009

Sincerity

Folks are working on it. Thanks and apologies for transgressions.

Learn sincerity or you'll make powerful ass enemies and waste your dumb squid life.

Sincerity by Barr8428 September 5, 2019

sincerity poisoning 

essentially the opposite of irony poisoning

When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.

1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.

2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.

1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.

sincerity poisoning by DOOM_KAAL October 4, 2018

Drunk Sincerity 

After a certain point of inebriation, one begins to say things that sound good in their current mental state, any of which said sober would sound utterly retarded.

Person A-"You know I've always loved you."
Person B-"That's just Drunk Sincerity, go sleep it off."

Drunk Sincerity by Underworld Element October 17, 2006

long island sincerity 

A form of sincerity that holds nothing back. Completely and totally honest. Every aspect is real.

jack: That band has long island sincerity.
sally: Yeah, they remind me of Brand New.

long island sincerity by Leslieeee February 10, 2008

Temporary Sincerity 

When a person says or does something with complete sincerity, only to have no recollection of it at a later date.

Boy: "Girl, I wanna be wit ya."
Same boy, one month later: "WADDAFUCKIZUPWITDATDURTYSKANK?!"
Girl: "Geeze, look at you wit yo temporary sincerity!"

Temporary Sincerity by rstlne11 April 19, 2011

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