self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!

jimmy self own 'd himself

by dude007 May 30, 2008

da munchies

when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.

"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?"
"I GOT DA MUNCHIES!"
"OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
"indeed..."

by dude007 May 30, 2008

Dudeist

dude-ist
A person who says dude in every sentance they say.

dude007 is Dudeist

by dude007 August 03, 2008

Going Jersey

A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.

"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"

by dude007 August 01, 2008

Schworen

Swearing in the German Language...

Fuck-Ficken (fik-en)
You-Du (doo)
Bitch-Hudin (hoo-din)
Shit-Sheisse (shie-sa)
Ass-Esel (ess-el)
Hole-Loch (loch)
Pussy-Meize (my-tsah)
Dick-Dik (deek)
Head-Kopf (cop-f)
Whore Bag-Hure Beutel (hoo-rah boo-tehl)

Christoph was caught schworen at the teacher.

by dude007 October 22, 2008

sandstone shit

When you have a huge turd come out and little shit flakes break off and swim around in the bowl.

"Holy crap! I just took a huge a shit and it was all flaky!"

"Dude1 That was a sandstone shit!"

"Dude! Gnarly!"

by dude007 May 28, 2008

lung blunt

when you're shot in the lung while smoking a blunt.

"hey did you hear?"
"what?"
"shortie got shot in the lung, but he got to smoke his lung blunt!"
"DUDE! thats tottaly the best way 2 go"
"lol"

by dude007 May 30, 2008