self-owned 

a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation

backfire rebound boomerang

Devin Nunes self-owned himself in magnificent fashion when he filed his case against Twitter.

self-owned by Beautybind March 20, 2019

self-owned 

The word is pretty obvious. If you own yourself.
It's actually making a comment that makes yourself look stupid.
Usually used on forums.

Yesterday I forgot my girlfriend's name, and she dumped me.
Reply:
Oh my God, that's so self-owned

self-owned by King Alcohol May 19, 2006

self-owned 

when someone gets self-owned means that the reason of ownage aren't the owning guy's abilities/skills/etc. but the owned guy's stupidity/lack of skills or abilities/etc.

basically said, someone gets self-owned because he does something stupid

who owned him isn't extraordinary, but the owned guy himself is worse than others

similar to selfd

table tennis player 1: (trying to hit the incoming ball while actually hitting the table, dropping the bat and screaming)

table tennis player 2: "haha so self-owned"

self-owned by forceNet July 30, 2007

Self-ownership 

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

Self-ownership by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Demonstration of Self-Ownership 

Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....

Hym "Otherwise, that works as a demonstration of self-ownership."

Demonstration of Self-Ownership by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Selfpwned 

A guy who pwned him self.
He did somethin stupid against himself.
*See the definition for pwned

-Help me i used hack in your Counter-Strike server and now i got ban from the server.
-Selfpwned.

Selfpwned by Alex Ivanov May 31, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005