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Seeism

1.If you see it, then you believe it.

2.Seeism is the simple idea that nothing
exist without visual confirmation.
I don't believe that John kissed Mary. In this case, I am a firm seeist. I'd have to see it to believe it.
Humans have been practicing Seeism ever since they opened their eyes.
Seeism is the oldest form of confirmation.
Seeism is practiced by every living thing, with eyes.
by Seeist April 19, 2009
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Seismic Aqueous Waveform

An abnormally massive wave.
{On November 26, 2019 off the coast of Oregon (United States), 11 different satellite instruments designed to measure wave height, wave length and the direction of ocean swell systems, relayed real time and pattern delayed SAR and altimeter data providing conclusive evidence of the first ever observation of a Seismic Aqueous Waveform (S.A.W.). In the early 1800's, Sir James Clark Ross and British Naval Officer Count Fluervo of Korkyville presented an original postulate for Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.) suggesting that chaotic and abnormal deep sea land masses (what we now refer to as tectonic plates) were capable of colliding and dispersing an exponential quantity of kinetic energy resulting in oceanic swells up to 1950 feet high (conditions unknown at the time proximate to the mathematical equivalent/scale estimated during the Paleozoic Pangea fracturing events, circa 350 million years BC). The magnitude, span, volume and force of a S.A.W. is much greater than a Tsunami, hence a S.A.W. is also commonly referred to as a 'Supernami.'}
1. In 2019, a Seismic Aqueous Waveform was detected about 100 miles west of the California/Oregon coastline.

2. {Water cooler discussion begins} "Did you see the size of that Tsunami that nearly hit the California beaches this week?" {Conversational partner replies} "My friend, that was not a Tsunami, it was a S.A.W,, also known as a Supernami."

3. Sir James Clark Ross and Count Fleurvo of Korkyville were finally recognized for their research and position on Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.).
by Charitable Disguise December 19, 2019
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Ego-Seismic

Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.
Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'
by H3NR7 June 12, 2012
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Seoism

Seoism The cult following the methods of living used by the Seo family.
"Hey you should learn the ways of seoism!"
by Fellow Seo. March 27, 2009
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Ego-Seismic

the belief and/or personality that wherever you are or live is immune to earthquakes simply because you are present there
Link has an ego-seismic personality and thinks that the only reason North Carolina never had an earthquake when he was there simply because he was present.
by GiantPandaKing December 13, 2012
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Seismic Toss

A sexual act in which the male gyrates his pelvis in a rotating motion while recieving oral sex.
"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a seismic toss while we were listening to Prince!"
"Niiiice."
by Master Machoke February 13, 2009
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Seismic fart

An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.
Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!
by lucky spice February 6, 2013
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