Sebism 

The random musings of a youth who is often innocent in their belief that the question is not stupid. It nearly always has no context to the current situation or conversation and appears random. It is often hilarious, distracting or even draining to the target or audience.

Whilst at work or lunch seemingly from nowhere they will ask things like "is an albinos poo white?" and "what would you do if the whole chinese army appeared outside ready to attack right now?" - This is a sebism.

Sebism by TheITBoys July 17, 2019

Sebism 

An instinctive and sarcastic commentary without any real purpose or reference. A sebism is often used to cause confusion and laughing.

The cute waitress is passing by and your friend says: "Oh, an ass". You reply: "Stop your sebism."

Sebism by Marc Labonté July 25, 2008

Seismic Aqueous Waveform

An abnormally massive wave.
{On November 26, 2019 off the coast of Oregon (United States), 11 different satellite instruments designed to measure wave height, wave length and the direction of ocean swell systems, relayed real time and pattern delayed SAR and altimeter data providing conclusive evidence of the first ever observation of a Seismic Aqueous Waveform (S.A.W.). In the early 1800's, Sir James Clark Ross and British Naval Officer Count Fluervo of Korkyville presented an original postulate for Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.) suggesting that chaotic and abnormal deep sea land masses (what we now refer to as tectonic plates) were capable of colliding and dispersing an exponential quantity of kinetic energy resulting in oceanic swells up to 1950 feet high (conditions unknown at the time proximate to the mathematical equivalent/scale estimated during the Paleozoic Pangea fracturing events, circa 350 million years BC). The magnitude, span, volume and force of a S.A.W. is much greater than a Tsunami, hence a S.A.W. is also commonly referred to as a 'Supernami.'}

1. In 2019, a Seismic Aqueous Waveform was detected about 100 miles west of the California/Oregon coastline.

2. {Water cooler discussion begins} "Did you see the size of that Tsunami that nearly hit the California beaches this week?" {Conversational partner replies} "My friend, that was not a Tsunami, it was a S.A.W,, also known as a Supernami."

3. Sir James Clark Ross and Count Fleurvo of Korkyville were finally recognized for their research and position on Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.).

Seismic Aqueous Waveform by Charitable Disguise December 19, 2019

Ego-Seismic 

Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.

Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'

Ego-Seismic by H3NR7 June 12, 2012

Seeism  

1.If you see it, then you believe it.

2.Seeism is the simple idea that nothing
exist without visual confirmation.

I don't believe that John kissed Mary. In this case, I am a firm seeist. I'd have to see it to believe it.
Humans have been practicing Seeism ever since they opened their eyes.
Seeism is the oldest form of confirmation.
Seeism is practiced by every living thing, with eyes.

Seeism by Seeist April 19, 2009

Seoism 

Seoism The cult following the methods of living used by the Seo family.

"Hey you should learn the ways of seoism!"

Seoism by Fellow Seo. March 27, 2009

Ego-Seismic 

the belief and/or personality that wherever you are or live is immune to earthquakes simply because you are present there

Link has an ego-seismic personality and thinks that the only reason North Carolina never had an earthquake when he was there simply because he was present.

Ego-Seismic by GiantPandaKing December 13, 2012