Sedouchin

The act of a douche bag trying to seduce a lady and failing.

That guy is totally sedouchin her.

Or alternative ways to use the word:
That guy was totally trying to sedouche that chick over there.

Those guys were a bunch of sedouches.

I have a friend that is a total sedoucher.

by jessemcclain36 August 10, 2010

Sedouched

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.

Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.

by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

by MC? April 2, 2011

Skouching

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

by bsteez October 19, 2009

edouching

to ignore the people around you while using a personal electronic device, like an iphone.

put down your iphone and stop edouching me!

by regth March 20, 2011

scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

Seducing Medusa

Attempting to lead on a girl by means of flirting or the flaunting of money, that will end up screwing up your life rather than making it better through real love. Everyone else knows she's bad news, but you don't see it.

Roger: "I think I'm gonna ask Jannice out on a date."
Freddie: "No way, man. That's seducing medusa."

by Nikuru July 21, 2008