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Slouching 

The act of leaving an online call or real life location without telling anyone or saying anything
God damnit Peter's always slouching out of discord calls
Slouching by GlibHeck February 12, 2018
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slouching 

a boy's pants worn below his butt (ostensibly because the boy wants to show off his butt to other boys because of his true homosexuality) if a boy wants to be really unique, he should be slouching without underwear! yummy boy butt!
those boys that wear their pants below their butts are really trying to show off their butts to other boys because they are really gay and want to get their butts fucked! boys that want to be unique should begin slouching without wearing underwear! yummy boy butt!
slouching by that_dominic October 24, 2008

slouching 

A human position that is commonly used while a person is sitting down. This position is also known as the "Tariq", named after the famous Tariq Ahmed. He used the art of slouching to seduce many women.
Man look at that guy slouching! He must get a lot of girls!
slouching by Tariq Ahmed December 14, 2008

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.
1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.
slouching up by MC? April 2, 2011

Slouching Red Eye Gay 

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

Slouching Shit Scribble 

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.
"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"

Slouching Red Eye Gay 

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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