Seauicide 

An athlete committing the act of suicide due to no longer being involved in athletics or to performing less than adequate in a game

Example 1

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"

Guy 2: "No what happened?"

Guy 1: "He missed the game winning shot in the intramural
championship game, so he commited seauicide"

Guy 2: "That shit cray"

Example 2

Sports Announcer: "Sad news in the world of sports today, Muhammad Ali commited seauicide earlier because he could no longer handle life without boxing...and shaking like a fish out of water all the time"

Seauicide by Cakes550 October 20, 2012

suicide voter 

Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests

Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.

suicide voter by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

Suicide Jerk 

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

Suicide Jerk by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

Secondhand Suicide 

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

Secondhand Suicide by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021

suicided

when someone is murdered and then arranged in such a way to make the death seem like a suicide. the victim may also be forced to take his own life so that the real culprit leaves little to no evidence of wrongdoing. authorities rule the cause of death to be a plain old suicide which often means that no investigation is preformed.

the key witnesses were all suicided before they could testify. i guess they all were depressed or something. oh well. case dismissed!

suicided by monkeytron5000 June 4, 2009

Suicide Mode 

A point when a person begins to consume alcohol at an exponential rate. Usually occurring after one has already been drinking for several hours and has decided that they can handle a limitless amount of alcohol. Typically results in loss of memory, confusion, and an inability to perform normal functions. On the other hand it can be a lot of fun, especially if you are an onlooker.

Sebastiaan: Ryan went into suicide mode last night at Oktoberfest
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.

Suicide Mode by Hulk19 May 4, 2017

Suicide 

When you get tired of fighting a battle you never even saw coming.

She committed suicide.

Suicide by Suicidalgirl004 November 14, 2015