Seafnc

Yuiuls way of saying "searching"

I am seafnc the closet

Seafnc by SabaGoProMode April 3, 2026

Wank Seance 

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

Wank Seance by Eminem October 14, 2003

Dirty Seanchez 

An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.

Paddy: I got me hole last noight.

Connor: Who wit?

Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!

Connor: Jaysus Chroist!

Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!

Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!

Dirty Seanchez by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009

seance

An attempt to communicate with the dead.

We told our pastor that we were going to consult a medium in order to visit with our deceased Johnny via a seance, but Rev. Zombiegone said, "Communication with the dead is not possible."

seance by Rev. Zobiegone May 26, 2009

SeanCody 

A gay porn website that straight people are always curious and look up the most.

A: I just watched a really interesting movie last night!
B: Oh yeah, was it from SeanCody?

SeanCody by PlayStupidGamesWinStupidPrizes June 27, 2021

Ball-Seance 

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.

The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.

Ball-Seance by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020

kin seance

a group of gods who hate everything and everyone. they call everyone they meet slurs, like men, make out, and be transgender

man 1: have you heard of kin seance?
man 2: oh, you mean the super mysterious god gang? Yes, i wish i could join.

kin seance by kinseancefan123 November 10, 2020