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Wank Seance
The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
Wank Seance by Eminem October 14, 2003
Dirty Seanchez
An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.
Paddy: I got me hole last noight.
Connor: Who wit?
Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!
Connor: Jaysus Chroist!
Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!
Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!
Connor: Who wit?
Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!
Connor: Jaysus Chroist!
Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!
Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!
Dirty Seanchez by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009
seance
We told our pastor that we were going to consult a medium in order to visit with our deceased Johnny via a seance, but Rev. Zombiegone said, "Communication with the dead is not possible."
seance by Rev. Zobiegone May 26, 2009
SeanCody
SeanCody by PlayStupidGamesWinStupidPrizes June 27, 2021
Ball-Seance
When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.
The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.
Ball-Seance by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020
kin seance
a group of gods who hate everything and everyone. they call everyone they meet slurs, like men, make out, and be transgender
man 1: have you heard of kin seance?
man 2: oh, you mean the super mysterious god gang? Yes, i wish i could join.
man 2: oh, you mean the super mysterious god gang? Yes, i wish i could join.
kin seance by kinseancefan123 November 10, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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