Scrotozoa Share definition Flag Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls. My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls. Scrotozoa by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Scrotozoa mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch