housed

To have eaten or drunk something really fast.

She bought ice cream and housed it in like 3 seconds

by Bango Jango May 16, 2009

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

housed

Adjective. To be drunk.

She was housed last night after only two shots!
Let's get housed at the club tonight.

by Paige Christiansen January 3, 2009

housed

Originating in the United States, housed is generally used to describe the velocity at which one consumes food. It conjures an image of something needing to be housed quickly, like refugees or a family new to an area. The word was created out of neccessity, being the only word/mental image fast enough to describe how fast an American can eat.

"...my friend invited me to go smoke a blunt, so I housed the three pancakes I had and went over immediately."

by Robin Nogs April 8, 2015

housed

When you are out golfing and you whack the shit out of the ball but it doesn't go straight and instead it hits a house. Thwack!!!

He missed the fairway by a mile. Yeah man, he housed it. Oh shit.

by A golfer November 15, 2005

housed

1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit

dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED

by TCONvict April 9, 2006

housed

sustained bodily injury punked yoked

Hey M.L., Did you see that fight last night? That bitch got housed.

by BMONEYLUV January 20, 2005